These are exciting times for online retailer Totobay. If there’s one company that understands a recession it’s this valiant retailer from China who is now offering their “Gucci” G800 subprime special dual-SIM phone. It’s got Bluetooth and support for NES games as well as the usual MP4/ MP3 playback. Too bad that for such a high-roller’s gadget 3G is conspicuously absent, but a Mahjong game comes pre-loaded for the Macau set.

[via totobay]